My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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