feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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