I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
