piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize