I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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