I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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