D3 body, D1 cock
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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