Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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