Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The air was thick with penises
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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