He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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