this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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