my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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