Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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