He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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