we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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