Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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