Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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