I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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