Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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