Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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