I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize