if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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