So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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