if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just high enough for therapy.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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