I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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