school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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