Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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