Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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