big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs