Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup