This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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