omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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