dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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