dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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