i just google imaged poop.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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