At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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