found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
