Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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