Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
