We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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