if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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