yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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