she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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