He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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