like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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