guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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