so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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