idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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