Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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