I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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