It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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