She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
These tits shall not be calmed
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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