How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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