i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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