He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My pussy is not your playground.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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