I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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