I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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