This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
false alarm. still invincible.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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