who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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