so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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