is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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