Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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